Today no reviews, no fanfiction, no babes and nerds ( Yes, even today I am lost the bet . Fustigatemi with the nettles, come >. \u0026lt;- Indeed, who wanted to tell me that today you leave a comment below or -) ... Today I vent.
I finished watching a few minutes ago the film Clash of the Titans.
What about this movie ... I recommend it, but I do not recommend shelling out money for the cinema ... If
in 'sti day you cavarvi with 3D eyes, much better than Dragon Trainer, who at least makes you laugh and there is Toothless.
The film is not bad, do not say this. It 'nice, special effects are decent, the actors are not dogs ... complete the foundation has the short. A
Apart from some boring piece, fighting confused as hell (I shudder at the thought of what I suffered watching him with those glasses Mephisto), is an enjoyable film in its entirety.
What makes it look to me like a complete shit in the details. And you know me, those are details that make me appreciate the work
Step 1) The fucking title.
Why, because I need to call a film "Clash of the Titans" when talking about the myth of Perseus? Why?
I thought I could enjoy a good film on the Titans (You know, the title ...) or going about their evil gods.
But no. The Gods that are brought in are just Hades and Zeus, and are still very classified.
rightly, as the film focuses on Perseus and his exploits. Too bad that the title should say anything! è_é
Step 2) Ade
As I have already mentioned, we talk about the poor Ade.
Together with Aphrodite, God is my favorite, probably because of the Disney Hercules and Xena and Hercules TV series. But reasons aside, it's my favorite.
So, forgive me, but it hunchback, wheezing, hoarseness, and problems with large balding . I run the ovaries and swear every time the frame.
You see yourself as pissed off as a sheep every time one of the protagonists (Just name) of the film is taken is likely to distract a lot from the overall view of the work, and she lost many points.
one true God degl'Inferi
Reason 3) Perseus and its cycle
And you're not talking about bicycles uu
Ok kid, you will have the gods also killed his adoptive family (Created at random, but more about that later), but not why you're justified in your Mossette by prima donna! If you find a weapon pussy ass pure and powerful and a winged horse, even if they are gifts of the gods, use them! You'll see that your revenge will be better alive than dead!
Or if you really need to do the cock, do so manly, not screaming as if you had just invested the poodle -.-
Reason 4) Four ...
Reason 5) Myth abused
I wonder why, if you make a film about the myth of Perseus, you must change the whole story.
In 'I'm damn movie there are at least a dozen references to the myth is only half correct!
His mother was impregnated by Zeus yes (or Poseidon, second opinions secondary), but she was not married, indeed, so that children could have (why cercatevelo alone on Wiki: p ) was locked in a bronze tower.
Zeus is not presented in the form of Aquila / husband, but in the form golden rain
uu S ', were thrown into the sea inside a box, but both survived, were found by a fisherman, like in the movie, but found accommodation at King Polidette. A wire
different from what we see in the movie -.-
Then, the whole mess made by Perseus, was not done for revenge or challenge the gods, but to bring a wedding gift to King
fact, he wanted were donated to the head of Medusa, the only one of the Gorgons to be fatal. It was so bad
manage the plot with these premises?
so as to prevent the rape of mythology? Last
detail and then finish, otherwise it comes out no more : P
In the movie the jerk of a protagonist, falls in love with Io. I was a fucking priestess of Hera that has nothing to do with Perseus!
thing doing there?! And why do they fall in love? Perseus with Andromeda was to be married!
And 'one of the few things on which the myth of Perseus and I agree all you are going to change it??
Then look, next time do as those who have created God of War , invent a character and have him do what the hell you want, but do not bother to mythology, that you're not capable!
Mica claim the 100% loyalty, but at least the little details, which also if they are decently made changes nothing.
to mention that the story was invented bad as a book of Moccia might as well stick a little 'more than the original, which at least had a sense ...
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