Why Scorpio Men Disappear

Murder!, She Wrote

Please, ladies and gentlemen, you could put all seated?
Keith? Would you mind ...? Here, yes, sit down next to me.
A-hem.
Should I ask a personal pleasure to the characters of my story ... You can do a little 'to silence, back there? Please? Thanks.
Here, it's getting a bit 'too long.
So it would be helpful if the culprit to come along, save the trouble of looking for him.
confess, in short.
I would make everything much easier.
Maybe I could give him an honorable end, a noble suicide dictated by honor.
I could soften the pain. Nothing
life imprisonment. Maybe a twenty years in prison ...? Becoming fifteen for good behavior ...?
arrest. House Arrest in Florida
.
A period of rehabilitation in a luxurious home for the wealthy murderers, and then probation.
A period of rehabilitation nursing home in a luxurious beach killers for the rich, and then the parole in Florida.
Someone raised his hand ...? N-no, no, no, it seemed.
An escape to Mexico?
* Pause
* Come on, guys, I'm putting commitment.
An escape to Mexico with the money Keith.
An escape to Mexico with the money by Keith, yacht Mr.Finnegan and Beth in a bikini on the deck.
An escape to Mexico with the money by Keith, yacht Mr.Finnegan Beth and half-naked on the bridge, but with a gag over her mouth.
also add the little house on the beach.
With ADSL connection.
So, I ask only a full confession. Motive, opportunity, the murder weapon.
And what does it mean?
Think about it, okay?
Why, then, look face it: you can not go on for many pages in this way.
I'll have to find the culprit but, sooner or later. So and talk with you! , is' the right thing: CONSTITUTE.
* * Pause for effect
Thank you for your attention, gentlemen. You can go now. *
noise of chairs being moved, general chatter
* If anyone, kindly ... Here I put a box , well, yes ... Anonymously would confirm the name, can do this by placing a note in box. Anonymously.
Thank graa-aunts, all you have been very nice.
Gra-a-aunts. Goodbye, eh, thanks again for your attention.


* sigh * * shaking head *
Keith: See if you write a little story yellow to make a living this way.